you piece of shit. ♡

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the key to a girl’s heart is to make her laugh & make her cum

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do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

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if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

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